It's been two years since I've potty trained a child, but only one year since I was completely finished with the process. It took Jackson a solid year of attempts until at 3-years-old, then one day he decided he was ready and just like that, he was potty trained. Since Sidney has a big brother … [Read more...]
Pardon my English for this title but this subject is totally reminiscent of The Temptations song "Ain't Too Proud to Beg." Except in this case I'm not begging for a second chance at love, but for a much less romantic second chance: for a 3-year-old who poops in the toilet again. You see, before we … [Read more...]
We are in knee deep in potty training and when I say knee deep, I mean KNEE DEEP in poop. Experienced mothers, is there some unwritten code that you don't tell less-experienced mothers how dirty potty training can really get? I don't recall anyone giving me the dirty truth about potty training: … [Read more...]
OK, so it's not REALLY "take 32" but it certainly feels like it. There was the time my Mom (aka "Stalin") watched the kids while I was at BlogHer in NYC and had Jackson sitting on the potty every hour and stickers were being put on charts like it was going out of style. Then I came back and felt she … [Read more...]
Never has Elmo looked so menacing. Seriously. Elmo's smiling face on a potty is a cruel joke for those in the throws of potty training. We are knee deep in potty training and it isn't pretty. Jackson refuses to poop on the potty and occasionally drops a raisinet in there, making him feel entitled … [Read more...]