Ain’t too proud to bribe…

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Pardon my English for this title but this subject is totally reminiscent of The Temptations song "Ain't Too Proud to Beg."¬†Except in this case I'm not begging for a second chance at love, but for a much less romantic second chance: for a 3-year-old who poops in the toilet again. You see, before we … [Read more...]

Potty Training. Gross.

We are in knee deep in potty training and when I say knee deep, I mean KNEE DEEP in poop. Experienced mothers, is there some unwritten code that you don't tell less-experienced mothers how dirty potty training can really get? I don't recall anyone giving me the dirty truth about potty training: … [Read more...]

Potty Training: take 32.

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OK, so it's not REALLY "take 32" but it certainly feels like it. There was the time my Mom (aka "Stalin") watched the kids while I was at BlogHer in NYC and had Jackson sitting on the potty every hour and stickers were being put on charts like it was going out of style. Then I came back and felt she … [Read more...]