Swagger Wagon

I have a confession to make. I usually keep you all up to date on the latest happenings in my life, but I have <sort of> kept you in the dark about one thing (unless you read the very bottom of this post a few weeks ago). I’ve joined the dark side of motherhood. I got a new car minivan 2 weeks ago. A Toyota Sienna to be exact. I traded in my cute little Honda CR-V to become a full-fledged soccer mom in a minivan, BY CHOICE! (I can hear my single, childless friends gasping over the internet right now)

This isn’t even my first minivan either. When I moved to Rhode Island in January of 2005, my first company car was a silver Dodge Caravan. Mind you, I had just moved 1,800 miles away, knowing nobody, to a new state as a single 24 year old. Sure, a minivan was IDEAL *sarcasm*. I didn’t really care though, because part of my job was hauling *tons* of Listerine around to dental offices and that damn Caravan was FUNCTIONAL! I had planned on living in Rhode Island for only 2 years until I got promoted to headquarters in New Jersey. I only had the van for a short while though because I drove a million miles a year and the company replaced their company cars often.

So here I am- still in Rhode Island 7 years later: married with 2 children living the suburban dream. If my sorority girl <<ZTA>> self from 12 years ago could have seen me now, she would have died. That’s ok though, because I’m the happiest I’ve ever been– even if that is driving a minivan.

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What I love about my Sienna are the following (in no particular order):

  • power sliding doors (so much easier to get the kids in and out of their rear-facing seats)
  • all the bells & whistles (because I’m a tech geek, I can’t help that features like streaming Pandora through my phone makes me smile)
  • safety features (of course)
  • the enormous storage area in the back
  • 3rd row seating! I can finally take my parents out to dinner in one car when they visit from Florida!
  • dual screen entertainment in the back!
  • the swagger wagon video (where my motherfathers at?!)
 Swagger Wagon

Courtesy of Toyota

 

It’s funny how EVERYONE has a reaction when they see you driving a minivan. It’s almost always negative too (unless they’re a minivan-driving mom too). You know what? Their loss for not loving a swagger wagon icon wink Swagger Wagon Where are my minivan Mamas at?

Comments

  1. Those who laugh will never understand….the MiniVan is the best vehicle ever!! I don’t know what I would do without the power sliding doors and being able to play Pandora on the Alvin and the Chipmunks channel so that hubby and I can talk while the kids rock out….don’t know if I could survive motherhood without it!!
    Liz @ Learning to Juggle recently wrote Project 10 Week 6: Shifting into SuccessMy Profile

  2. I’m not sure when, but we’re going to be trading my car in for a minivan sometime in the near-distant future. Not sure what kind yet, but it took me a while to come to terms with this reality.

  3. I also joined the “dark side” two years ago. After a miserable trip to Boca Raton from Tampa… we came home and bought a Honda Odyssey. I LOVE my mini-van! The power sliding doors are probably my favorite feature…
    Kimberly L. recently wrote Boo-boo’s for Boo-Boo BellaMy Profile

  4. Minivans are THE BEST. I don’t even know what else to say. They just are.
    Beth @ Me as a Mommy recently wrote He’s Three!!My Profile

  5. You saw my Sienna at the Scary Mommy dinner! I love the thing! I think my favorite is the autromatic doors and hatch in the back. I’m driving 6 of us down to BlogHer and it will be awesome!
    Kameron recently wrote Stepping up my fitness gameMy Profile

  6. How did I miss the Swagger Wagon video?? LMAO So glad that was part of your post!! Congratulations on your Swagger Wagon!! Good luck and safe driving!!
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  7. Oh my gosh, I had never seen that video before. Hahaha, LOVE IT. I think we have finally settled on our new “family of 4″ car: honda odyssey. But I’ll be honest, that video really makes me want a sienna….
    Emily @ Baby Dickey recently wrote My own little back seat driverMy Profile

  8. I love it! I’m a little jealous because I’d like to have all that storage space and third-row seating without buying a gas-guzzling SUV. I just can’t drive a minivan. It’s the stereotype attached to it. But kudos to you. I hope you enjoy it! :)
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